SCANDAL!
Dawn saves wildlife...
dot c...a...
BUT
they do so while
blatantly
shamelessly
discriminatively
dismissing
one very endangered
and just as cute as a seal
precious animal:
the tiger!
More specifically
the Giant Tiger!
Notice, when you go there
to enter a code
found on any old bottle
of Dawn
antibacterial
hand soap
(the green one - duh)
that, on the drop down menu
of retailers
after all the
wal-marts, zellerses
and other mercantile creeps,
you will find
the insulting delineation
"Giant Tiger Other"
- and that is the only time
the demeaning word
"other"
will be attached
to ANY of these
retailers to be found
upon the list there...!
How rude of Dawn!
Always thought she was just
a highbrow bi!tch too...
Ok, ok...
I admit it is all a joke
and a scheme to get to call
that overrated comic-bookie nerdie
that time forgot
what she truly is...!
But I am digressing here...
The truth remains that
Giant Tiger is the only one
affixed an "other"
while Giant Eagle,
for example,
does NOT have that problem at all
on the
American version
and neither does "Winn-Dixie"
for another example
on the
Spanish version
(where you can
activar la donaciôn
in order to "salvar"
la vida silvestre...!
Sheesh!
Why, Dawn, Why?!?
Ha - at that rate,
wildlife will be completely wiped out
before any significant amount of cash
is raised here -
ONE INSIGNIFICANT BUCK at a time
and through such a long process!
*Yawn* - indeed!
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