From Dawn 'Til Yawn!

SCANDAL!

Dawn saves wildlife...

dot c...a...

BUT

they do so while

blatantly

shamelessly

discriminatively

dismissing

one very endangered

and just as cute as a seal

precious animal:

the tiger!

More specifically

the Giant Tiger!

Notice, when you go there

to enter a code

found on any old bottle

of Dawn

antibacterial

hand soap

(the green one - duh)

that, on the drop down menu

of retailers

after all the

wal-marts, zellerses

and other mercantile creeps,

you will find

the insulting delineation

"Giant Tiger Other"

- and that is the only time

the demeaning word

"other"

will be attached

to ANY of these

retailers to be found

upon the list there...!

How rude of Dawn!

Always thought she was just

a highbrow bi!tch too...

Ok, ok...
I admit it is all a joke
and a scheme to get to call
that overrated comic-bookie nerdie
that time forgot
what she truly is...!
But I am digressing here...
The truth remains that
Giant Tiger is the only one
affixed an "other"
while Giant Eagle,
for example,
does NOT have that problem at all
on the American version
and neither does "Winn-Dixie"
for another example
on the Spanish version
(where you can
activar la donaciôn
in order to "salvar"
la vida silvestre...!
Sheesh!

Why, Dawn, Why?!?





Ha - at that rate,
wildlife will be completely wiped out
before any significant amount of cash
is raised here -
ONE INSIGNIFICANT BUCK at a time
and through such a long process!



*Yawn* - indeed!