Canadian, EH?

WTH... 

which stands for ''what the heck'' 

(or, alternatively, what the hell indeed...) 

for the uninitiated here...!) 

Here I try to control myself, just a little bit 

(yeah - even here, on the ''no control zone'' 

the blog created to vent, let it all out - 

well, almost all out; for the most virulent stuff 

there is always the Lambasting Blog - duh.) 

AND WHAT HAPPENS... 

The one video I choose to express 1001 things 

while I take a break from actual rambling in writ, 

from actually R.I.B.bing it 

(R.I.B = rambling in brief) 

IS GONE... VANISHED... POOF, INTO THIN AIR 

(lest it is thin internet ether... duh!) 

(And so the damned video is pushed back - 

all the way down to the bottom, here: 

can't miss it, dude - it's the very last 

empty screen, the bigger one too, 

at the bottom of this very post!) 

(DUH!!) 

I do mean it: WHAT THE HELL... 

This is MY BLOG... MY RULES... 

Even though it is aaaaaaaall about 

RAMBLING - if I chose to skip that part 

I will! If I choose to do via VIDEO - I will! 

Audio bit, podcast style... DITTO! 

If I do not feel like actually typing it all out - 

(to actually ramble IN WRIT... literally!) 

well, then...  I WON'T! 

ALAS... if the damnable video I choose 

is not one I uploaded myself... 

I run a 99% chance of seeing this happen - 

over and over again! 

Videos get taken down, 

made ''private'' after a very public upload; 

hell, some YouTube channels get shut down 

entirely - for a wide array of reasons! 

And then the video is just NOT THERE... 

DUH!!! 

I AM SICK OF THIS SITH!!! 

AND YEAH - 

THAT MEANS YOU, 

P-P-PAL!!! 

1... 2... 3...!!! 

You are very ugly! 

Damn Hellion... You will soon be undone! 

In H 2 O - I will be drowning you! 

You'll bow down - 

and never again challenge your Master!!! 

(Freestyle makeover and lyrics rewrite 

for that wretched RUSH song from the 80s, 

''Chemistry'' eh... 

Damn Canadian band 

clearly commissioned by the Establishment

to trick the clueless Canadian brats 

into staying in school -  become interested 

in sciences, in something... somewhat!!! 

You know what: IT DIDN'T WORK! 

You can't make much out of rotten apples!)  

DUH!!!!

HA... good luck with that, 

JORDAN... EH! 

But back to the wretched problem at hand... 

I feel not merely compelled here 

but outright FORCED... TO CONTINUE... 

RAMBLING IN WRIT 

as the original video I intended to share 

(and leave it at that, without commentary 

for once! HEY; once is not custom...! 

Or whatever the saying is...! It is NOT 

a Canadian saying; it is European, surely - 

SUPERIOR, THEREFORE!!!) 

And so, I must ramble on... 

Stay on topic, too: CANADA, EH... 

I'LL TELL YA ABOUT CANADA!!! 

NEED I GO ON...? 

Oh, I will anyway...! 

Canada is the land of the hybrid - 

and the home of the listless, clueless CLOD! 

Just look at these beer-guzzlers: 

CANADA... WHICH STILL WASN'T 

A ''REAL COUNTRY'' 

UNTIL AS RECENTLY AS 1967...!!! 

Yeah - to this day, they still have their ''Queen of Canada'' 

--- which is truly a head adorned by the Crown of England!!! 

Bow to the queen... Canadi-ant!

AND AFTER ALL THAT, 

THEY HAVE THE GALL TO 

PRETEND THAT 

''THEY HAVE GOT IT ALL'' 

FOR A GREAT VACATION?!? 

YEAH, WELL - 

HERE ARE YOUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES, BITCHES:

 

... so, yeah: in short 

(no, not you... shorty!) 

... AHEM ... 

IN SHORT: 

CANADA 

SUX!!! 

SO IT DOESN'T MATTER 

IF YOU TOOK DOWN THE VIDEO (BELOW) 

--- WE STILL MADE OUR POINT HERE!