A runaround of the pathetic around ya!

Aren't those Yankees pathetic? A-Rod sets out to test the free agency waters and quickly realizes no one will have either his bloated ego or his inflated salary - and he goes back to the damn yankees with his tail between his legs, knowing full well that he'll have to make concessions now, to make up for lost revenue he cost the Yanks merely by going for free agency in the first foolish place! Then the Rocket denies taking HGH virulently - and now claims, before congress, that it was his wife that took it?!? Clemens has become such a disgrace since he left the Red Sox! And the cherry on top: petit Pettitte! Petty Pettitte? Anyways, it is not relevant for the case at hand... Now he has the gall to say that "misremembered Clemens" when he confirmed that the latter had indeed taken performance-enhancing drugs... PATHETIC!

Aren't those Canadiens pathetic? Carbo is one of the most clueless coaches in the NHL today - a poster by for DUMB LUCK if there ever was one (and there were several candidates for that dubious title in Montreal throughout the years, YES!) Then his rambuctious gang of punks on ice get into trouble off the ice - showing their true colors in the process - and he can't hold the troops together nor hide his shame! Ryan O'Byrne and Tom Kostopoulos must bring back "fond memories" of teammate John Kordic to coach Carbo - eh, Ti-Guy? May the three-game losing streak you're on now get repeated on and on throughout what's left of this season and what's left of your coaching career as well! Unlike Claude Julien, you are one of those guys who will NOT be finding a job opportunity in Boston or any major American city once it's over for you in your hometown... Maybe Colombus will give you a job - if that franchise still exists by then! As for your boss, Ti-Guy - G.M. Bob should have taken more time off to properly mourn his dear daughter Laura, IMHO. His loyalty should be with his family, not the damn CH. And while Carbo is shamed by his own current players and memories of his teammates that were even worse, Bob Gainey sees his very own former co-star, also a Guy, show without a shadow of a doubt that the Canadiens legacy leads only to no good as Guy Lafleur's genes are criminally-inclined crap and not cup-winning championship caliber at all! It shows you how truly lucky and not WORTHY they were, back in their youth... Pathetic!

Aren't those NBA west coast contenders pathetic? The Phoenix Suns most of all - for ever hoping that washed-up Shaq Attack can help their cause! It looks "good" on paper: Captain Canada and Superman Shaq on the same team - but it looks mostly tacky and silly as well! The despicable Lakers adding Pau Gasol to form a formidable duo with the sneering Kobe - brillant idea on paper too. But it won't bring a championship to Bryant's posse - because what else does it have going for it, that posse? And now the Mavs - gee, I had respect for Mark Cuban but now that is shaken too! Letting go up to seven players for Jason Kidd and a reject?!? Granted one of the guys he gives up can become an immediate free agent (Jerry Stackhouse) and come back to the fold within 30 days; the standard wait to re-sign with a team that just traded you! (You gotta love that NBA and its ways of conducting business!) But losing two draft picks for a reject and four players for Kidd is ridiculous! Kidd could not bring the Nets over the top - he will not be the Mavericks' savior either! His "unmistakable mandate" to bring the franchise he's traded to (and his sagging career) a championship (at long last) will go UNFULFILLED. Especially because the team depleted itself of any depth just to acquire their alleged "savior" - which team officials are certain is the perfect fix for all of their woes... HA! What a joke! To do this sort of overhaul NOW is pure folly; it is mid-season pretty much and the team will have too short a time to truly gel and ready itself for the daunting task at hand; a championship run! They can't do it now! And all of these western teams forget also one thing: this is the Boston Celtics' RENAISSANCE year! They made their blockbuster moves at the RIGHT TIME; before the season started! The Celts have been on a tear ever since and getting acquainted with each other better and better each game so that, when the playoffs do roll around, they will be like a veteran team gunning for their umpteenth championship together (and they sure are the franchise with the most anyway!) Basically, all these other franchises suffer as they've always suffered (whether they admit or not) from Celtic envy! Pathetic!


But all of that is just insignificant (even though "big money") sports!
Nothing to do with the most pathetic of all - the world of politics!
Politics shape our lives; and to see all these clowns vie for the attention (and all-important votes) of millions upon millions... That is quite pathetic too! All these candidates are like little kids going for the same piece of candy! They'd do anything to make this "happen" - we know it. They campaign ad nauseam, through rain and tornadoes! All to get the honor of being the next incompetent in power! Of course, it is a prestigious spot; the "most powerful man (or lesbian) in the world" - wow! Obama could be it - and get shot dead in the process. Such is the consensus regarding the outcome of THAT "power trip"... It could be Hillary too - and imagining a lesbian in the Oval Office may not be good for the economy, but it will do wonders for the country's morale, I figure! *lol*
Of course, it could not be one of DEM in power at all, but one of THEM: the Republicans! And the only one who wasn't going to be entirely boring (Mitt) has bowed out of the race... So it is either old man McCain or Pastor Huckabee - boooooooring! We all KNOW that America wants action: they'll vote for the lesbian or the black man instead! (One or the other, yes - because Hillary will most likely prefer John Edwards as running mate - he's the type of guy lesbians like! LOL And as vice-prez, Edwards will have more time to devote to his ailing wife - maybe.)
So, yeah; the lezzie or the negro (no racial or sexist slur here) They get H.L.A. and rumors of H.L.A. with the first - and potentially a reprise of both JFK AND MLK with the second! That is ACTION for you... :!

I could go on and on with many more examples of the pathetic among us - the Writers Guild and their strike, the big network executives, the movie moguls and the multi-billion dollar corporations brass... All incompetent in their own special way; all making noise for the most fickle reasons and coming up with the lesser solution (but most cost-efficient, I am sure) always...! One word does sum it all up: PATHETIC!

No, I don't give a hoot that it's just about St.Valentine's Day; I've no love lost for any of those bozos and tons more just like them!
I'd rather send Hillary my love on Dragobete's day, on the 24th - because the funny name from Romania has "bete" in it, and, in French, that's exactly what she and all of those bozos here really are: morons!
Foolish is he who actually knows not how foolish his ways truly are; all the other fools pale in comparison because the rest of us, at least, do not indulge in excesses before a live audience...!!!


'Nuff ramblin!