Donations? Donuts - maybe...

The Salvation Army wants cash donations - to subsidize the bastard-bearing and bad-upbringing "business"...?!? And "World Vision" wants us to financially endorse the HORRENDOUS regime that prevails in that part of the globe hit by that cyclone - or maybe that other part of the world hit by a series of tremors (and bad karma, if one is to believe Sharon Stone's "expert" theory...!)

Giving any sum of money to whatever charitable organization is NOT a guarantee that it will reach those who need it so badly...
And that goes at least tenfold in the Myanmar case... Hence...

NO WAY - SORRY, COUNT ME OUT!!!

luminous ramblin' all over the news headlines...

Yahoo won't mind -
they can't even get the price they want
per share of the company
when a monopolistic old rival (MSN)
attempts an old-fashioned
rather hostile takeover bid...
After that,
they can't complain about ANYTHING...

Yahoo! News: World News

Myanmar cyclone death toll soars past 22,000: state radio (AP)

Gotta give it to the foreign cyclones;

they are mightier than anything America can possibly muster!

What happened to America The Powerful -

not even able to conjure up

any tornado, hurricane, tropical storm or gale

that even comes CLOSE to that magnitude...!

Golfing Baghdad's Green Zone: a course with real bunkers (AP)

Hurray for the hottest new sport in town:

THE EXTREME GOLF FEDERATION!

Historians seek public report on World War II forgeries (AP)

Better late than never, eh history buff nerds?

What took you so long -

fighting the allergies you developed while sniffing

all that dust that decorated dusty old books?

Another one to blame on the Curse of Tutankhamen, maybe?

Marines ignore Taliban cash crop to not upset Afghan locals (AP)

Causing so many locals to DIE

wasn't upsetting, nooooo...

Touching their dough - now THAT would be upsetting!

Hitting age 60, Israel gets nostalgic for the old days (AP)

What's up, Rabbi Granny? I mean, gramps?

Little Ol' Wandering Jew misses the good old NOMADIC days

when you ran around in circles in the desert 40 YEARS at a time?

Or is it the good old days of BONDAGE that you're missing there...?

Every "taste" no matter how odd is a part of NATURE, they say!

Oh yeah - I know what it is...

You miss the good old days when GOD really Was on your side!!!

Not easy falling out of favor with the Almighty -

just ask Saul about it...!!!

I guess that must be it indeed...

Because there's no way in Galilea

that you dudes are nostalgic about the good old days

when you had your Messiah with you

and you betrayed Him, rejected Him

and got Him CRUCIFIED...!

No way, eh...

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